Write a mock proposal in the most serious language you can muster. Your proposal should be absurd, as silly as “My Cat Stoopy for President” or “Bring Back Kings to America” or “Small Children Deserve the Right to Drive.”
Your piece should include a clear definition of the proposal. Consider enumerating all the reasons your proposal makes sense. What additional advantages would it have? Be sure to cite false statistics confidently. You might make ample use of phrases like, “for this reason” and thus” and “therefore” and “for all these aforementioned reasons.”
Include Satirical Elements
Read A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift: http://www.readwritethink.org/files/resources/30827_modestproposal.pdf
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